INCOME TAX

[ToffeeTim]

I'm fairly certain there is no law that says a person actually has to pay any income tax or NIC on their earnings. They can't even chase you to reclaim tax you evade because THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST NOT PAYING YOUR INCOME TAX. I'm pretty sure HMRC aren't even a real thing and are just a made up myth to scare us into shelling out money to fund illegal wars.

@gerryandtheRedhaters

 

[roydo]

lollol

 

[Connor]

PAY YOUR TAXES, TORIES

 

[Toast]

Ken Dodd live is still dead funny discussing his tax affairs..

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

100% correct there are no laws on any tax.

 

[Frang]

IM STOPPING MY ROAD TAX PAYMENTS AS WE SPEAK

 

[Bruce Wayne]

IM STOPPING MY ROAD TAX PAYMENTS AS WE SPEAK

No such thing as road tax

 

[Frang]

No such thing as road tax

car tax, same thing

 

[Bruce Wayne]

car tax, same thing

It's an emissions tax. You have an electric car you won't pay a bean.

 

[Frang]

It's an emissions tax. You have an electric car you won't pay a bean.

but your leccy bill go thro the roof

 

[Eggs]

...wasted my time doing all that off-shore stuff.

 

[brigadier]

can I claim and back date all the tax I have spent on beer and spirits?
asking for a friend

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm fairly certain there is no law that says a person actually has to pay any income tax or NIC on their earnings. They can't even chase you to reclaim tax you evade because THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST NOT PAYING YOUR INCOME TAX. I'm pretty sure HMRC aren't even a real thing and are just a made up myth to scare us into shelling out money to fund illegal wars.

@gerryandtheRedhaters

Whoooooho!!

I'll pass on my new tax code of 9999999L to my employer.

 

[COYBL25]

100% correct there are no laws on any tax.

Are there any laws at all in your world Gerry ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

It's an emissions tax. You have an electric car you won't pay a bean.

How does it work in Britain?

In Bulgaria here it's an EURO standard on diesels, going from 2-5 (1 is pre-1992 cars), and it's a one time payment when registering the car here for the first time. Fairly sure you gotta pay it on first registration in any country, but it's a one time thing fo'sho...

*source: massive diesel car ffs.