Inappropriate song titles

[LostLegend]

Of course for seriously inappropriate song titles, look no further than US grindcore metal band, the quaintly titled 'Anal C**t'

Here's a selection of their tunes, these are just the ones I can get away with posting on here lol

You're Old (F*** You)
The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid F****ng C**t
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying C**t
You Rollerblading Fa***t
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid
I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler

Sure they're a lovely bunch of lads...

 

[SuperTimCahill]

The Cannibal Corpse discography has a lot of golden song titles. Not sure if it's even ok posting them on here (probably not) lol

 

[Blue 1]

There's something glorious about older innuendo laced songs.! lol



My late grandad absolutely loved this, had him in stiches every time:

I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But darling, one thing I want you know
Don't blame me for where the needle go.

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, this is terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable

I said: "Darling can't you be steady,
I'm going to have it done very shortly"
She said: "Dr Kitch, I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me!"

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection

She screamed: "Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
I don't think you're inside the right vein!"
I said: "It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole!"

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch

Suddenly she bawl: "It is hurtin'
Doc' I can feel the penicillin going in"
I said: "You little fool, what you do
You talk until the needle breaking you!"

I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

lol

Absolute 'kin tune, that.

Got it on 7" (fnar fnar).

 

[summerisle]

 

[Old Blue 2]

Well lads, she was just seventeen, you know I mean! Nod, nod, wink, wink, lads!

Little bit dodgy a 79 year old Paul McCartney singing this. Great sing though.

Nothing wrong with that at all, given the age of consent was/is 16...

 

[Groucho]

Not so much an inappropriate title than an inappropriate song.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Pull up to the bumper...grace jones

 

[larbert toffee]

You raise me up.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Shoot your shot ..Divine.

 

[Blueboy57]

The Snivelling Shi*s - I can't come

Don't think it ever made it to Top of The Pops.

 

[ste d' indica]

Bee Gees - Fanny Be Tender With My Love