In which month will we score?

[Taifi gorm]

Own goals don't count

 

[RomanReigns]

goal of the month will be a difficult choice

 

[Kenyon]

I'll say March, because despite the fact that we have zero goals all season the commentators
will be on and on about how we haven't scored since the new year and then one afternoon
as sun warms a damp pitch DCL will fall over and a clearance will hit his boot and the goalie
will fall over on his way to boot it out. The ball will roll over the line and die of exhaustion. Then
DCL will celebrate and he will not only never ever ever miss a game he will end up coaching us
when he retires and he will wear man buns and long fir coats that make that numph from the 70s
jealous and will watch our losses with a cute pout and the comms will say 'look how much it means
to him' and one day he'll bump into roy keane who for no reason will smash his face all over
the pavement wayne rooney will take over managing and in three years only will have us out
of the Scottish blue shield conference and we will celebrate wildly. Is my guess

 

[Leylo]

Next Septembo

 

[LinekersLegs]

One of the more positive threads of the day

 

[summerisle]

*year.

 

[windymiller]

Does the Donny game count, or are we just talking league games?