In this thread : Unreasonable optimism

Dylan · July 31, 2011

Bigmaclad said:
We are going to spend 20mil on players, Hibbert will score, Vellios will do a nude calender, we will win everything, we will batter Barca 5 - 0, Anichebe will be boss.

Vellios, we know you read these forums, MAKE IT HAPPEN FFS!!!!

saplingg · July 31, 2011

Fellaini does that spinning tackle-y thing that he did on Bellamy on Sergio Aguero. Great season

Cookachoo · July 31, 2011

saplingg said:
Fellaini does that spinning tackle-y thing that he did on Bellamy on Sergio Aguero. Great season

Hahaha

twenty a season striker · July 31, 2011

I'm going to to win the lottery. Do you think I should buy a panda or a grizzly bear to drive the tank I will obviously be buying? Not bothered if it can't manage it, I'm getting gills implanted and living in an underwater tax haven metropolis.

Oh.. we'll win the league too.

Roztitute · July 31, 2011

andrewkgsmith said:
Seeing as being an Evertonian is pretty much the most depressing thing you can do without listening to Radiohead at the minute, how about a thread in which we talk about how great it is and be unrealistically optimistic about what will happen to us in the future.

Personally I think Hibbert score this season.
A hat-trick.
Against the reds.
In the cup final.
Both cups, FA and League.

Hahaha, I like you. Takes balls to make a Radiohead joke.

Frank Drebin · July 31, 2011

My demands are modest. New blue gravel around the pitch, the return of mr testicles, the hit the bar half time game, stallone to attend more matches, not being last on match of the day. And a hibbo derby winning goal.

Warzycha's Caterpillar · July 31, 2011

Cookachoo said:
UEFA sack Blatter, Platini and co and replace them with the Loose Women presenters. Under the guidance of Lynda Bellingham UEFA immediately change rules for entering the Champions League, from top 4 placing to Best looking managers.

Martinez joins silver Fox, Clooney look-a-likes McCarthy and Lambert, with the general consensus favouring Moyes over Villas Boas due to *ahem* .... "experience". Short shorts are re-introduced and removal of shirts during celebrations and corner kicks is compulsory, offenders are punished by the new 'pink card'.

Wayne Rooney, Dirk Kuyt, Joleon Lescott and Phil Neville are banned from the game with immediate effect and Mikel Arteta wins World Player Of The Year thanks to a recent photoshoot.

Preston North End hire Beckham as player-manager, thus gaining entry to Europe's Premier Competition. Unfortunately they lose 27-0 to Barcelona in the quarter-final. Anichebe fires Everton to Champions League glory, beating Vincenzo Montella's Catania 1-0 in the final, despite the Italians obvious good looks.

The end.