In this thread : Unreasonable optimism

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andrewkgsmith

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Seeing as being an Evertonian is pretty much the most depressing thing you can do without listening to Radiohead at the minute, how about a thread in which we talk about how great it is and be unrealistically optimistic about what will happen to us in the future.

Personally I think Hibbert score this season.
A hat-trick.
Against the reds.
In the cup final.
Both cups, FA and League.
 

We are going to spend 20mil on players, Hibbert will score, Vellios will do a nude calender, we will win everything, we will batter Barca 5 - 0, Anichebe will be boss.
 
Bigmaclad said:
We are going to spend 20mil on players, Hibbert will score, Vellios will do a nude calender, we will win everything, we will batter Barca 5 - 0, Anichebe will be boss.
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Vellios doing a calender of that sort could probably fund the entire 20 million spent too!
 

So once we qualify for the Champions League who do we think will be the main opposition to us winning it?

Barcelona obviously but I think Real or Man U could give us a game on their day too.
 
Phil Neville will lose his fingers in a chip pan accident and decide 'Fcuk, I can't point, I'm gonna have to play togger'' He will then go on to win the Golden Boot and Fifa World player trophy for the next 17 years.
 

UEFA sack Blatter, Platini and co and replace them with the Loose Women presenters. Under the guidance of Lynda Bellingham UEFA immediately change rules for entering the Champions League, from top 4 placing to Best looking managers.

Martinez joins silver Fox, Clooney look-a-likes McCarthy and Lambert, with the general consensus favouring Moyes over Villas Boas due to *ahem* .... "experience". Short shorts are re-introduced and removal of shirts during celebrations and corner kicks is compulsory, offenders are punished by the new 'pink card'.

Wayne Rooney, Dirk Kuyt, Joleon Lescott and Phil Neville are banned from the game with immediate effect and Mikel Arteta wins World Player Of The Year thanks to a recent photoshoot.

Preston North End hire Beckham as player-manager, thus gaining entry to Europe's Premier Competition. Unfortunately they lose 27-0 to Barcelona in the quarter-final. Anichebe fires Everton to Champions League glory, beating Vincenzo Montella's Catania 1-0 in the final, despite the Italians obvious good looks.

The end.
 
Cookachoo said:
UEFA sack Blatter, Platini and co and replace them with the Loose Women presenters. Under the guidance of Lynda Bellingham UEFA immediately change rules for entering the Champions League, from top 4 placing to Best looking managers.

Martinez joins silver Fox, Clooney look-a-likes McCarthy and Lambert, with the general consensus favouring Moyes over Villas Boas due to *ahem* .... "experience". Short shorts are re-introduced and removal of shirts during celebrations and corner kicks is compulsory, offenders are punished by the new 'pink card'.

Wayne Rooney, Dirk Kuyt, Joleon Lescott and Phil Neville are banned from the game with immediate effect and Mikel Arteta wins World Player Of The Year thanks to a recent photoshoot.

Preston North End hire Beckham as player-manager, thus gaining entry to Europe's Premier Competition. Unfortunately they lose 27-0 to Barcelona in the quarter-final. Anichebe fires Everton to Champions League glory, beating Vincenzo Montella's Catania 1-0 in the final, despite the Italians obvious good looks.

The end.
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Haha. Actually, it sounds like just the beginning
 

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