In response to the Smilie controversy surrounding smiliegate.

[Gazdalf]

Take this and party



We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by

:-(




Well, how about some "ARSE-ICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2 _) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse