In Five Years Time

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Same old, same old but if we could end this trophy drought along the way that'd be a bonus.

We've got the nucleus of a good team in Stones, Barkley, McCarthy , Besic and Lukaku. Problem is that our attacking midfield options are just a level below everyone else's chasing the champions league. We either need to be finding gems or splashing £40m on the likes of Alexis Sanchez... Until then I can't really see us breaking the top 4.

Martinez will probably still be the manager as long as he wants the job.
 
I'll be 30 going on 31, but that's the good bit....

If I'm honest, we're not going to progress at the rate we're supposed to and end up relegated probably around the turn of the decade as other teams will adapt (get their "V6" engines sorted while we're still toiling with what we have) compounded by a repeated failure to qualify for Europe, resulting the last of our "peak" guys leaving for greener pastures.

The bottom line is our current crop aren't going to be ready for this type of onslaught. Ledson is supposedly our great white hope. Ledson who is now 17 - the same age Rooney was when he was terrifying the living daylights out of defenders 10 years his senior and slotting effortlessly into the England squad for Euro 2004. In short, the academy is not the answer and Goodison is another thorn in our side.

Martinez will not be manager but I'm buggered if I know who will want what is fast becoming a poisoned chalice.
 

Rook said:
Five years from today under the tutalage of the one of only Paul Dickov the legendary Jozy Altidore bangs in another hat trick to move us into 2nd.
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...with Tim Howard providing the play-by-play of the replay of Jozy's iconic third goal. His "Jozy, ask me if I believe in you..." call will live in the memory of all loyal American socceristas, plus a couple of Evertonians and other assorted wools.
 

We'll have been rebranded Merseyside Blues by our new Taiwanese owner, who subsequently ends up in prison on drug/people trafficking charges. Custody of the club will be handed over to David Gold and he swiftly rebrands us to Merseyside dildos and builds a new stadium, however blueprints for the stadium get muddled up with his latest cock ring design and we end up with a giant vibrating cock ring for a stadium, we gain 7m female supporters as a result. Most home games are abandoned as the pitch is often flooded due to the effect of the new stadium on these new found female supporters.

We merge with Tranmere.and go out of business in year 6.
 

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