Important question, could someone give me an answer?

[somuchfun]

Thing is though mate, Lescott looks like that cos of an accident when he was a baby.

Do you have kids ? if it's yes would you be happy for a footy crowd to take the pish, a crowd that berated the kopites for the same.
I cringed last night when that song was sang, my son has a scar that goes 1/3 0f the way around his head from incompetence when he was born, so should he become a footballer and have the misfortune to play against us I can take it that you will be directing similar at him, as you deem it acceptable.
I'll get in touch should it happen and maybe I can sit in front of you ?

You shouldn't blame him for incompetence, he's was only just born back then.

When he grows up, that scar will look cool and he'll be handsome like his pops.

 

[peteblue]

Some ugly photos there, should have NSFW in the title.....

 

[Magus]

Tbh I think they are both good looking lads. I remember a telly clip of a lady steward swooning over Joleon when he played for us - so his scar definitely doesn't impair his appeal.

By the way, I must stress that I am an ugly heterosexual.