I'm Username, Ask me anything!

[Allezfan]

What will the acting monarch of britain have their breakfast on the 7th June 2034?

 

[tommye]

Hello Username,

I like you.

If you were going to touch me in 3 places, which places would you choose?

Thanks.

Ij

X

if it was me ijjy I'd pick Southampton, Liverpool and anywhere in between. X

 

[Groucho]

Is William shatner's real name actually bill schitz?

 

[Username]

@Cow - Noah was a dick!
@Roz - Coke or Diet Coke? Coke
Stone Roses or Strokes? Roses
Biggie or 2Pac? Tupac
Missionary or doggy? Doggy
Pistone or Naysmith? Pistone
Beer or beer? I'm tee-total for medical reasons but since i used to drink i'll say beer.

@Arteta- Between 13-17 inches.
@Groucho - The cheetah runs at 60mph, an African swallow flys at around 24mph.
@Arteta- It's safe
@Groucho - I'd say outwards.

 

[tommye]

dear Mr Username, why is the poster known as deloodid such a blert sometimes? Thanks for your time on this.

 

[Username]

@Arteta - Full english fry up with an extra sausage instead of a blackpudding.
@Groucho - That is incorrect.
@Tommye - He's subconsciously a frustrated individual which stems from his inability to spell Deluded in it's correct form.

 

[EFC David]

Hello Username.

What do you call a male ladybug?

 

[Groucho]

What do you consider the biggest medical advance made in 1942?

 

[EFCNIK]

Hello Username.

What do you call a male ladybug?

Its a ladybird first and foremost ffs...

 

[Allezfan]

Do you think Gustav I of Sweden was a good king?