I'm as British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

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Darling; I'm as English as Queen Victoria.

Blackadder; So your father was German, you're half German and you married a German?

British...being mongrels ( and if they'd let themselves, proud of it ) for 3000+ yrs. The English Language, pinching words from all and sundry for most of that time...now the worlds universal first and second language.

up yours frogs.
 
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I'm probably American.

yikes, me too...never been to the place.


this made me chuckle

You're sat in the window seat of a plane and need the loo, but the person in the aisle seat is asleep. What do you do?

Try to squeeze past them without waking them up, but they do, just as it looks like you’re trying to sit on their lap
 

You got: As British as David Beckham’s right foot

Or David Beckham’s left foot, come to think of it. Though at heart you’re British, you’ve seen enough of the world to make you realise there’s more to life than emotional repression.

I was always the eccentric one in our family.
 

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