If Your Hands Fell Off

[degsy]

According to Cat Stevens, I won't have to work no more, but can dance on a moonshadow if I want, that is until I lose my feet.

 

[degsy]

Update on losing appendages;

Shock horror, just checked don't lose feet but BOTH LEGS!

Good news is I won't have to walk no more

Now being followed by this blasted moonshadow.

 

[Ashtonian]

Id have two giant magnets stuck there instead.

Be like a poor man's magneto

 

[mythbuster]

Weirdly, I read this story earlier about a man whose hands were 'lost' and doctors created 'pincers' for him from the parts that could be saved.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/wang-jin-given-pincers-after-2997281