If you were on Big Brother

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monty

monty

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Apart from committing suicide, how would you behave if chosen to appear in this crappy show. Could you watch what you said for so many weeks, who would you like to share the house with and would you allow yourself to become 'involved' in a full blooded relationship while in view of the cameras.

Personally I have never been able to work out why people permit themslves to be put under scrutiny by small minded tossers, namely reallity TV viewers. Is fame worth it for being a goldfish over a long indulgent tv series, I don't think so.
 

A good reason to enter the house is time off from work! :D

that and maybe the money, I would have to be myself and just let whatever happens happen.

Apparently the boredom is the worst thing.
 
I would have to be myself and just let whatever happens happen voted out on the first ballot, deffo ha ha ha
 
yeh I can just imagine it..

Davina "amazing, we received a record 6 BILLION votes from just one caller, who refused to give his name, but called himself monty!"

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Haha, I would never do it. But if I was in there I'd be myself and call things as I saw them. For example if I was in the last one I'd have called Jade a racist. Because she is :P
 
I'd have called her a fat ignorant pig before i called her a racist.... and then I'd have called her a racist :)

stay quiet-ish for the first 3-4 weeks, and if someone's surviving lots of eviction votes, be their mate, I reckon if you get to the final, you could get at least 8 minutes of fame... I'd quite like arsing about on reality type shows, it'd beat working for a living, and I could inflict my opinions on the whole country:eek:
 
Has any one seen the load of crap being put out by the BBC2 at six each weekday about so called celebs being trained as guides in a wild life park in S Africa, wtf is that all about, could they feed one or two of them to the lions, that would send viewing figures up
 
i think i'd try and sleep with every good looking male in the house. for good measure and viewer entertainment solely of course..
 

Hayee said:
i think i'd try and sleep with every good looking male in the house. for good measure and viewer entertainment solely of course..
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Chico, if Mick doesn't show you've got new love interest here mate:) :) :) :)
 
Nah, she said good looking mate. 30, its all downhill from here, or is it?!!

If she was underage then Welton would be PM'ing her as we speak. Watch out for him Hayee, oh and can I have just one of Danny's photos?
 
chicoazul said:
Nah, she said good looking mate. 30, its all downhill from here, or is it?!!

If she was underage then Welton would be PM'ing her as we speak. Watch out for him Hayee, oh and can I have just one of Danny's photos?
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What Chico with post 30 depression, kiss my arse you nance:) :) :) :)
 
That insult did just the trick mate, thanks. You ever thought of going into Psychology mate?!! Anyways, thought you were only 31...thats what Miss Malice said you PM'd her with...
 
chicoazul said:
That insult did just the trick mate, thanks. You ever thought of going into Psychology mate?!! Anyways, thought you were only 31...thats what Miss Malice said you PM'd her with...
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The best treatment for depression is a smack in the face, that was the best I could do from here in Blighty:) :) :) Just glad to help a pal when he's down:) :)


As Miss Malice, the 15 year old slapper from Dallas, neither myself or young Rodders have any interest but I think her oriental lesbian friend has:p
 

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