If you were a foreign footballer what would your name be ( obvs not what you're called now ffs )

[Big Fat Sam]

Butterinho

 

[Pat's Van]

Butterinho

Nicky Butters

 

[BlueLlama]

Surely @Kurt would be German maestro Shepp Shaehgerr

 

[Boss_Blue]

Cheeky Japanese winger (raised in Newcastle) 'Howay Kawasaki'

 

[Bungle]

Owmush F'dipear

 

[toffee matt]

Mattisio

 

[Deleted member 24970]

I would have to Bernardo Fatusso. I came to that conclusion with a cryptic formula impossible for anyone to understand.

Surname x Weight + lack of pace = Shitter version of Rino.