If you were a foreign footballer what would your name be ( obvs not what you're called now ffs )

[Kurt.]

Something like Steph ofur or something .... Carry on

 

[Goat]

Ban this utter pleb for gods sake.

 

[chrissyjack]

Can I wear white socks ?

 

[Kiwi]

Paulinho or something daft probably

 

[Boss_Blue]

Yewtreenio

 

[Sapie88]

Jesús Joaquín Fernández Sáez de la Torre

 

[Billy Dean]

Something with ão on the end of it. Big something.

 

[Kurt.]

I'd be a Korean called Bo Spa keel

 

[ilikecheese]

Antoine Hibbert

I would be gash

 

[cronullasharks]

A Dutchman. Col Kuiper

 

[Kurt.]

Antoine Hibbert

I would be gash

I was watching the derby in the pub with some red mates.... Every time hibbert made a tackle I would call hin Antonio Hibbertino to wind them up lol

 

[Kurt.]

A Dutchman. Col Kuiper

Catchy name that lad xx

 

[cronullasharks]

Catchy name that lad xx

Step over, boss back heels, goal keeper. I could see where you were going with this thread...

 

[chrissyjack]

Bernio Wright

 

[Kurt.]

Rhonda charnulls