if you were a footballer..

[peteblue]

B'stard........

 

[RFUS]

I'd be a proper Hibbert, like.

 

[pbeyer]

I'd be a proper Hibbert, like.

So you fancy yourself an angler?

 

[RFUS]

So you fancy yourself an angler?

Well I've got a nice, big rod.

 

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[FTY]

I'd be swimming in the poon.

 

[Librarian]

Oh sure once they get down the tunnel it's like something off the set of Spartacus, the changing room is wall to wall whores, everyone naked from the shin-pads up and generally scenes resembling a sort of wacky-shack of nipples and wine.

 

[Fedlingen]

I'd pretty much go all out Bendtner. Or "Lord Bendtner" as he is known in Denmark.

 

[Kiwi]

I'd buy a castle and have these cracking fancy dress parties. Would be boss. Oh and I'd turn down England to play for NZ because of my dual nationality. Would wait for them to call me up before saying LATERS. Can see the headlines in the Sun and the Star already lol