if you were a footballer..

[neil999]

would you be able to control your 'urges'?
would you be getting trashed all the time?

i reckon i would struggle BIG time...all on a plate for you isnt it?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Off the pitch I reckon I'd be able to manage.

On the pitch coming up against the likes of Suarez and Gerrard though...

I'd defo be a red card waiting to happen against the RS.

 

[Brownie86]

I would be the next George Best, new liver please!

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I doubt it since I struggle to do it without being a footballer.

I'd hope I could keep it together long enough to make my fortune before becoming some sort of Maradona/Charlie Sheen hybrid.

 

[neil999]

honestly think it would be SOO difficult to resist temptation, in my early 20's i loved getting smashed, you just think your invinvible at that age too

 

[toffeesnuggs]

Same here. Ale beak and birds every night.

 

[quasi modo]

I reckon I could out do Billy Kenny.

 

[Bungle]

Off the pitch I reckon I'd be able to manage.

On the pitch coming up against the likes of Suarez and Gerrard though...

I'd defo be a red card waiting to happen against the RS.

Yeah see this would be my problem as well, I'd definitely be going for a leg breaker on Suarez. I hold a grudge so I would be forever banned after taking revenge on most players in the league.

 

[roydo]

Im a fairly level headed fella, and was, in the main, as a young lad.

The playing side I would have been fine with, and the temptations, but being a "star/celeb" I would really really struggle with. It would bust my nut knowing that people are actually interested in my wife/kids/etc etc.

I would make Paul Scholes look like Beckham.

 

[Walken]

As I've said before I would be dead in 6 months, preferably at a royston drenthe house party

 

[Millea]

Like said above, if I played for Everton I'd have the biggest urge to nail anyone in red.

Off the pitch I reckon I'd be alright, just nights out when we win or whatever.

I'd also try and make footy in the area I live in now better with better pitches and that. More coaches, teams etc. I'd like to think I'd be down to earth if I was a footballer.

 

[neil999]

Like said above, if I played for Everton I'd have the biggest urge to nail anyone in red.

Off the pitch I reckon I'd be alright, just nights out when we win or whatever.

I'd also try and make footy in the area I live in now better with better pitches and that. More coaches, teams etc. I'd like to think I'd be down to earth if I was a footballer.

thats nice mate, i'd prob spend my time getting the homeless to have fights for money

 

[Little Ralphy]

I’d be fine to be honest. You get paid loads of money to sacrifice parts of your private life so it doesn’t affect your career. So I’d be happy sitting at home playing on my xbox every night, getting sucked off by 3 escorts at a time, while eating Cadbury’s Easter Eggs and drinking gallons of milk. Model Professional.

 

[Millea]

thats nice mate, i'd prob spend my time getting the homeless to have fights for money

Hahahaha!

I just reckon it would be nice to give something back to the lids who would have been like me but not playing on pitches that are as bobbly as the surface of the moon. If I had loads of money it wouldn't seem so much to me.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'd be horrible on the pitch for the Blue Cause.

Cattermole Horrible.

Evertonians would love me for it.


An action that would endear me to the hordes would be banging one in at the Hill of Human Waste, running over to the far corner and gesturing towards the big exit like 1 of those coppers that controls traffic and directing them all towards it.