If you were a football manager...

[SerenityNigh]

Never the tracksuit, but probably that's influenced by American coaches moving away from suits and towards polos and hoodies. The throwback coaches always wore suits and hats, and I think RM and Jose look sharp fully dressed whereas all these tools in full tracksuit (Pulis leading them) look silly and unprepared like they just rolled out of bed mid afternoon and couldn't be arsed taking a shower before the game. I suppose Moyes is a decent mix (and Lambert usually looks nice if he wears the sweater), but I would go with the suit look.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

#1 every time
Gotta be the Klopp model

 

[The T-Dex]

Klopp can **** off and so can Dortmund.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Knee high crocs, speedos and a leather tank top. Maybe a gimp mask if it's cold.

 

[El Scouse]

Joachim Loew isn't actually that handsome. I feel let down now.

 

[Eggs]

.....when Moyes left everybody wanted Vitor. He's not very good (currently managing in Saudi) but he looks like the Special One, which demonstrates that looks go a long way where managers are concerned.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Something with a nice pair of shoes I can kick a ball with.

 

[dan78]

 

[mawders]

whatever Bobby wears, I wear

 

[davek]

#1 every time
Gotta be the Klopp model

They're pretty atypical.

Bundesliga manager's kecks of choice are jeans.

 

[peteblue]

I'd be wearing a suit, sat in one of the boxes with a G&T in my hand. Moysey said they don't need a manager......