If you could have just 5 more minutes.

[Dell Boy]

I'd like one minute and 15 seconds with each of my grand parents.

Well I feel like a shallow <removed> now with my comment about a minute each with favourite ex-girlfriends..........

 

[Groucho]

Well I feel like a shallow <removed> now with my comment about a minute each with favourite ex-girlfriends..........

No that's fine, please remove the swearing mate.....

 

[Bungle]

Well I feel like a shallow <removed> now with my comment about a minute each with favourite ex-girlfriends..........

I think it's terrible when people go and comment in threads that they have no real intention of contributing to seriously...

 

[deipnosophist]

I think it's terrible when people go and comment in threads that they have no real intention of contributing to seriously...

And this is why I like to follow you Bungle (not stalk mind, just follow). Whenever threads start to head off course/topic, you are GOT's go-to guy for realignment

 

[Dell Boy]

I think it's terrible when people go and comment in threads that they have no real intention of contributing to seriously...

The ex-girlfriends I refer to have all passed away like.

 

[Dell Boy]

Whenever threads start to head off course/topic, you are GOT's go-to guy for realignment

Jesus - how can you even type that without feeling physically sick?!? In good time Bungle will be shown up as someone that makes Fred West look like Les Dennis.

 

[deipnosophist]

The ex-girlfriends I refer to have all passed away like.

were they GILF's?

 

[Dell Boy]

were they GILF's?

Eh?

 

[Bungle]

The ex-girlfriends I refer to have all passed away like.

 

[Groucho]

And this is why I like to follow you Bungle (not stalk mind, just follow). Whenever threads start to head off course/topic, you are GOT's go-to guy for realignment

Oh the irony

 

[deipnosophist]

Eh?

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Grandmother I'd Like to [make love to]

 

[Dell Boy]

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Grandmother I'd Like to [make love too]

No mate they weren't grannies.

 

[tonyhorne]

I would like to ask general Custer if he actually said "where,s all these F+++++g Indians coming from.

The scouts told him it was a bacon tree but it turned out to be a ham bush............

(the old ones are the best. Apparently)

 

[deipnosophist]

Custer's last stand was apparently a very confused affair...lot's of comings and goings...hence its name :The Battle of the Big then Little Horn

 

[Zatara]

That was my reaction.

Pretty tough one, if it didnt need to be soneoneI knew then probably Jesus...