Not Safe For Work! If you could have any woman.....

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SystemD

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Apologies to the lady posters (unless you're of that persuasion) but if you could have any woman from any time, who would it be?
Il get things started with Kelly Preston when she was in Twins.
 


Emily Ratajkowski

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I'd have loved a hand shandy off fat Pat when she was knocking about with Frank. Utter Filth.

She's defo be skilled mate, I reckon she could knock you off in the corner of the Queen Vic whilst keeping a poker face & not banging the table once with her big sweaty brickies hands.
 

She's defo be skilled mate, I reckon she could knock you off in the corner of the Queen Vic whilst keeping a poker face & not banging the table once with her big sweaty brickies hands.

*Melts

Talk dirty to me Pat.

You know if Kat Slater clocked it she'd tonk the bean on the sly as well.

Heaven
 

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