If You Could Get Away With Any Crime ....

[BlueLlama]

.... what would it be? No one else would know you did it and you are guarenteed not to be prosecuted.

Watching the RS play the Mancs and seeing his constant whinging, diving and general being a c*ck-ness my initial thought was that it would be to smash Suarez's teeth in with a hammer.

To be fair i would probably do one of those fancy money transfers where i could whizz someones money away with a single click and put it in a cayman islands account.

What about you lot?

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Only cos I have a penchant for tight black leather and a mask.

 

[bluejock]

Only cos I have a penchant for tight black leather and a mask.

You'd rape Batman?

Someone warn Bruce Wayne FFS

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

.... what would it be? No one else would know you did it and you are guarenteed not to be prosecuted.

Watching the RS play the Mancs and seeing his constant whinging, diving and general being a c*ck-ness my initial thought was that it would be to smash Suarez's teeth in with a hammer.

To be fair i would probably do one of those fancy money transfers where i could whizz someones money away with a single click and put it in a cayman islands account.

What about you lot?

are you Green or Earl ?

 

[EFCNIK]

I'd rape things. Not humans obv. Just things.

 

[BlueLlama]

I'd rape things. Not humans obv. Just things.

mate if you tried to rape a honey badger that would surley be the ultimate test of manhood.

are you after male or female things? had to ask mate the rumours are spreading...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Girls, I'd do things to them.

 

[Del]

Girls, I'd do things to them.

Fix there make up and that

 

[ToffeeMark]

Some sort of bank robbery, bullion theft or diamond heist. Probably bullion. Possibly in Italy. Probably during an Italy v England game....

Just need to think of a plan....

 

[bluejock]

Some sort of bank robbery, bullion theft or diamond heist. Probably bullion. Possibly in Italy. Probably during an Italy v England game....

Just need to think of a plan....

Hang on mate.....

I've got an idea

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Some sort of bank robbery, bullion theft or diamond heist. Probably bullion. Possibly in Italy. Probably during an Italy v England game....

Just need to think of a plan....

Italians are skint mate, try a bunga bungs party first.

 

[Pat's Van]

I choose "treason"

......or failing that, maybe "Genocide"

 

[Tubey]

You know, I remember reading a study on this. They asked the question to a bunch of people, then put them on a lie detector to find out what their very first thought was.

I think it was something like nine out of every ten thought rape.

 

[Pat's Van]

posession of narcotics could come in handy too

just saying

 

[paulbefc]

You know, I remember reading a study on this. They asked the question to a bunch of people, then put them on a lie detector to find out what their very first thought was.

I think it was something like nine out of every ten thought rape.

that's mental