If you could ask God any question...

[Bungle]

Me: Hello mate

God: Hello there. Does "it" still refer to ?

Me: you were a bit of a dick to me yesterday and I have comeback for an apology

God: I was?

Me: oh dont act all innocent

God: OK. I am not acting.

Me: you going to apologise?

God:Interesting gossip: said I going to apologise.

Me: well?

God: Well what?

Me: Apologise

God: OK I am sorry.

Me: thank you

God: you are quite welcome

 

[SerenityNigh]

Back in good graces?

 

[Bungle]

He was out of order yesterday and it's nice to see he can accept that, we can move on now.

 

[canuckblue]

Why are my balls in a sack? Why aren't they inside the body like the humble ovary?

Easier for teabagging.

 

[Moomin]

Me:
Good afternoon God, how are you today?
God:
Ah. How are you today? GOD rules. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
I'm good, thanks for asking
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
Can i ask you a question please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Ask me anything.
Me:
To save your families life. You have to do one of the following, either bum your mum or get bummed by your dad. What would you choose?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
To save Jesus though, would you bum Mary?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because i have a gun
God:
Good reason. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.

 

[ilikecheese]

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
ilikecheese
God:
I am very pleased to meet you ilikecheese.
Me:
Nice to meet you too, God
God:
It's nice meeting you too ilikecheese.
Me:
You already said that
God:
Perhaps. " It's nice meeting you too ilikecheese."? I said it.
Me:
Anyway, I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
Cheddar is quite delicious
God:
And Cheddar is delicious.
Me:
Dafuq is wrong with you?
God:
I think Dafuq is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you might be retarded
God:
Me? OK I will try to be retarded.
Me:
Good luck with that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really, you seem a bit retarded
God:
Oh really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am super-intelligent.