If it’s not heavy enough to be used as a weapon it’s not sturdy enough

[Groucho]

Wow this got to two pages

 

[Groucho]

A stapler CAN be used as a weapon.
I've stapled many a work colleagues leg/arm/hand when titting about in work.
I can even fire them across the room, sniper style.

Come at me bro!

But that’s the point. It needs to be sturdy enough to be useful as a weapon.

 

[Rita_Poon]

custard?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

A stale baguette

 

[goldfinchmule]

A slice of the wifes home made gravy.

 

[Blue 1]

Cornish pasty.

 

[carlos21]

Knife plastic one.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Sorry mum.




*should see me with a nail gun. Ping the target every time. Lads dont mess when ive got my nail gun out. Can hit them at 40 paces with them running away.


#Deadeye

I meant it in a positive way!!

I should have put or after I guess!!

 

[tommye]

But that’s the point. It needs to be sturdy enough to be useful as a weapon.

Aaaaah, like a wank sock?