If it’s not heavy enough to be used as a weapon it’s not sturdy enough

[Groucho]

I’ll go first.

A stapler.

 

[COYBL25]

Yer mar.

 

[malfosse]

My (naughty word).
Having just re-read the title certainly not my (naughty word).

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Yakubu

 

[kev]

An asparagas spear.

 

[tommye]

Cocker spaniel

 

[SerenityNigh]

I’ll go first.

A stapler.

 

[tommye]

I’ll go first.

A stapler.

A stapler CAN be used as a weapon.
I've stapled many a work colleagues leg/arm/hand when titting about in work.
I can even fire them across the room, sniper style.

Come at me bro!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Cheese truckle.

 

[Tramps_mate]

A stapler CAN be used as a weapon.
I've stapled many a work colleagues leg/arm/hand when titting about in work.
I can even fire them across the room, sniper style.

Come at me bro!

A flying staple to the eye could cause serious damage!!

 

[tommye]

A flying staple to the eye could cause serious damage!!

Sorry mum.




*should see me with a nail gun. Ping the target every time. Lads dont mess when ive got my nail gun out. Can hit them at 40 paces with them running away.


#Deadeye

 

[YoboCopter]

My p e n i s

 

[Cels]

A flying staple to the eye could cause serious damage!!

yeah, mate. @tommye cut a chunk off his finger then celebrated the anniversary of the event by trying it again. I doubt he gives a flying one about injuring other people

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[Jokerdan]

My p e n i s

Dead-eye d**k

 

[tommye]

yeah, mate. @tommye cut a chunk off his finger then celebrated the anniversary of the event by trying it again. I doubt he gives a flying one about injuring other people

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Gotta have a laugh havent you. Makes the day go quicker.