Idioms

[blue61]

Nipples like coat-hangers.....

Nipples like coat pegs.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I've just remembered another one of my Mum's favourite sayings " I've been rushing round like a blue arsed fly"

 

[Blue 1]

Mad as a lorry.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Head like a sheriff's badge
Arse like a bag of spanners

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I can't be arsed

As much use as a chocolate ashtray.

 

[Yarrgh]

Face like a smashed crab.

A friend of mine once said after a particularly heavy night of boozing and smoking "My mouth feels like a dragon's utility cupboard".

A tongue like Ghandi's flip flop.

 

[paultheblue]

As much use as a one legged man in an Arse kicking contest