tommye
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Right, the festive season is upon us once more, whether you like it or not. So, i got to thinking....what would be the ideal presents for all you lot on this fine forum.
You know the type of thing i mean, things like;
a night with a brass for maclad. Get him to give up that cherry he's clinging to.
a big fook off hat for chico for his big fook off head,
an all you can eat day at his favourite eatery for the goatman,
a decent joke book for chrissyjack,
a pair of extra thick gloves for Jock to put a stop to his fingering shenanigans,
a years subscription to Socialist Worker for Nik, etc etc.
So, boys and girls, ideal presents for fellow GOTters.
Over to you lot........
You know the type of thing i mean, things like;
a night with a brass for maclad. Get him to give up that cherry he's clinging to.
a big fook off hat for chico for his big fook off head,
an all you can eat day at his favourite eatery for the goatman,
a decent joke book for chrissyjack,
a pair of extra thick gloves for Jock to put a stop to his fingering shenanigans,
a years subscription to Socialist Worker for Nik, etc etc.
So, boys and girls, ideal presents for fellow GOTters.
Over to you lot........