angelwitch
Player Valuation: £6m
What boots were they mate ?
No idea, it was the start of budding soccer career and I was only ten or eleven, before I went on to become professional and famous -- anyhoo, I joined this local team and they gave me a run out for a half becasue I had impressed in training. We got this direct free kick and I insisted on taking it because I'm a selfish git that was spoiled by my parents so had an over developed sense of entitlement. I curled it over the wall and hit the crossbar -- and they (my teamates) all got butthurt and turned on me. Hypocrites, if it had gone in they'd have kissed my ass. I ised to practice those free kicks all day long in a field behind my house so I was quite good at them. Anyway, I didn't like their tone with me so I tore off my jersey and threw it at one of them and told them to all [Poor language removed] off and stuff their club. I marched off the field and to the nearest phone box and rang my dad to come and collect me. That was the end of my football career.