I need your help, GOT.

[best little spaniard]

It's my girlfriends birthday on Thursday.

Me, being me, never quite got round to getting anything. Now i'm completely screwed. I have literally no idea what I should get her.

So, people of GOT, any suggestions?

 

[Lynne x]

How old is she?? and how long have you been together?? xx

 

[keverton]

well if we are keeping it clean i would suggest a pair off ugg boots however i will warn you they are not cheap but she will love you for them. massive brownie points mate right there

 

[RFUS]

You will need:

Small box, with lid.
Scissors
Bow

Step one: cut hole in base of box.
Step two: stick manhood inside box.
Step three: close lid, put on bow.
Step four: Happy birthday.



...Step six: Welcome to being single.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

It's my girlfriends birthday on Thursday.

Me, being me, never quite got round to getting anything. Now i'm completely screwed. I have literally no idea what I should get her.

So, people of GOT, any suggestions?

If you need help to figure out what to buy someone you should know inside out, its a worrying sign mate.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's my girlfriends birthday on Thursday.

Me, being me, never quite got round to getting anything. Now i'm completely screwed. I have literally no idea what I should get her.

So, people of GOT, any suggestions?

Flowers?

Perfume?

A theatre ticket?

Thoughts...

 

[RFUS]

If you need help to figure out what to buy someone you should know inside out, its a worrying sign mate.

I think it's a common problem for straight guys, to be fair.



Incidentally, I'm just in love with that new jumper you bought me.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Job Done.......

 

[best little spaniard]

Hey, it's not been a long relationship, alright? I post on an internet forum for god sakes, do you really think i've had that much luck with women?

And RFUS, I laughed. Thanks.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I think it's a common problem for straight guys, to be fair.



Incidentally, I'm just in love with that new jumper you bought me.

You have passed Chico on the gay track and lapped him about ten times, literally.

 

[Lao]

You will need:



Step one: cut hole in base of box.
Step two: stick manhood inside box.
Step three: close lid, put on bow.
Step four: Happy birthday.



...Step six: Welcome to being single.

Haha - a small box! You've met BLS then!

That certainly would be the end of a beautiful relationship.

How about a mix tape. It used to work in my dating days.

 

[RFUS]

Hey, it's not been a long relationship, alright? I post on an internet forum for god sakes, do you really think i've had that much luck with women?

And RFUS, I laughed. Thanks.

Women, like body odour and outdoor activities, are the bane of us forum junkies.

You have passed Chico on the gay track and lapped him about ten times, literally.

Only because he stopped running to check out my arse.

 

[Clint Planet]

You will need:



Step one: cut hole in base of box.
Step two: stick manhood inside box.
Step three: close lid, put on bow.
Step four: Happy birthday.

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[RFUS]

Haha - a small box! You've met BLS then!

That certainly would be the end of a beautiful relationship.

How about a mix tape. It used to work in my dating days.

Glad you noticed that bit.


I speak a lot of [Poor language removed], but I at least make sure it's got multiple layers. Like some kind of fecal lasagne.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Isn't it funny how a BJ suffices for men, whereas we never have a clue what to get women