I need a.......

Moomin · March 5, 2015

Scapegoat for next season. With Distin gone ( already might have left ) think Howard will go to the MLS to finish his career in the summer so another gone. Eto'o has gone, his attitude was obviously not the reason.

I need a single player to blame for our gutless performances next season, someone to blame for us being predictable and telling the opposition " Press them high up the pitch and don't let the fullbacks up the final third"

Come on people, we need to unite and find that scapegoat so we can ignore the durge we see and blame him.

COYB · March 5, 2015

i need a bevy

TrixyStevens · March 5, 2015

Osman x

AndyZ · March 5, 2015

Naisy.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · March 5, 2015

Bill 'Greatest living Evertonian'

Billy Dean · March 5, 2015

I'm going for Besic. Golden boy at the moment but if he has a couple of bad games next year I'll be on him straight away and forget this season ever happened. Bosnian tit.

Moomin · March 5, 2015

Billy Dean said:
I'm going for Besic. Golden boy at the moment but if he has a couple of bad games next year I'll be on him straight away and forget this season ever happened. Bosnian tit.

Sweet Jesus, are you joining @Bungle and going to war with the eastern Europeans?

Chimpy Glassman · March 5, 2015

Osman, McGeady, Martinez.

deipnosophist · March 5, 2015

Rolf Harris

Dithering Dougie · March 5, 2015

Baines.

Garbutt doesn't look like he's staying and it will all be Baines fault when Lukerto Carbutts is putting in world class corners for Swansea next season.

Thuck ma Baws · March 5, 2015

Garbutt if he stays. A handful of games and he now thinks he's good enough to hold us over a barrel over his first proper contract. One good corner a game doesn't hide the fact that you're a pretty weak defender Luke my friend.