Yeah, shut up Chris or i'll rob yours 

(Puts on dodgey shiny suit, smoothes geased back hair and twiddles mussy)
Danny, the best selling points of this car are........
Your bird will love it
British(?)
Your bird will love it
cheap spares
Your bird will love it
your birds mum will love it
Cheap on fuel
your mum will love it
Cheap on insurance
erm....
your bird will love it