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[Vim Fuego]

The noisier ones are far more satisfying than the silent trump, i like the ones when you feel your bowels feel like they've dropped by two feet..though i need to show a degree of caution with my Chic Pea investment, don't want to force the issue and end up prolapsing :blink:

 

[monty]

The noisier ones are far more satisfying than the silent trump, i like the ones when you feel your bowels feel like they've dropped by two feet..though i need to show a degree of caution with my Chic Pea investment, don't want to force the issue and end up prolapsing :blink:

Well my son you are now entering the farters dilemma, don't stoke the boiler up too much, never ever forget back pressure build up, to do so is a huge environmental gamble, remember 'Gone with the wind'

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm unsure as to what stance to employ, sitting, standing or the tried and trusted Sumo squat. All gas appliances have been turned off and gas supply isolated just in case of a dreaded backdraft scenario.

 

[monty]

It depends on your size, we sumo size people squat, TX's pencil style has to be a squeeze and as hard as they can, what size are you

 

[Vim Fuego]

Though i'm not Sumo material in terms of weight and girth i feel that i'm stocky enough to churn out a few thunderclaps to impress the ladies and stun my fellow man into submission... given time, patience and plenty of practice, i've even gone bald down below in an attempt to aerodynamically induce a smooth, yet harsh flatulance.

 

[monty]

Though i'm not Sumo material in terms of weight and girth i feel that i'm stocky enough to churn out a few thunderclaps to impress the ladies and stun my fellow man into submission... given time, patience and plenty of practice, i've even gone bald down below in an attempt to aerodynamically induce a smooth, yet harsh flatulance.

Shaving ones rectum is not recommended, you must remember that if the issuing gas lacks depth and texture the anal hair contents can make up for the lost values. No leading farter shaves their rear end, grow it back quickly, try tomorite

At this moment in time I'm rolling a sequence of pops out in readiness for tonights game. Once you have mastered Z Cars in fart then you really are a true blue

 

[Vim Fuego]

Shaving ones rectum is not recommended, you must remember that if the issuing gas lacks depth and texture the anal hair contents can make up for the lost values. No leading farter shaves their rear end, grow it back quickly, try tomorite

At this moment in time I'm rolling a sequence of pops out in readiness for tonights game. Once you have mastered Z Cars in fart then you really are a true blue

So, so scientific

 

[monty]

So, so scientific

For it is a seriarse business my son

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

at 1/2 time i opened a can of sardines that i haven't tried before, brunswick with hot peppers, sometimes you just know what the result is gonna be, one of my personal favourites for odour has to be fried onions, the result makes me wish i could move away from myself, also try adding a good dash of tabasco to the pan, it's said they can light themselves.
on the subject of lighting them, i've found that if you wish to do this through your keks then the farah iron free trouser is the best cloth as you get lots of individual flames giving the effect of an oxy-acetalene cutting torch.but you can't beat giving an extra push and extinguishing the donor flame,guaranteed to get a round of applause.
a 20 second one would surely be impressive if lit.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I've only been a member on here for a few days but i have to say that i'm enjoying myself on here.I'm registered on Kipper but i've only made around 100 posts in a year or so, i was a regular on Nsno since its creation, which i'll admit that i enjoyed for the most part before things went tits up for reasons that i won't enter into.

But after leaving 'that ' forum i swore i'd never get involved on another Everton forum ever again, but this site is becomming highly addictive for me.

Not that this site needs my approval, but for what it's worth, it's got it

Come back Vim.

 

[Username]

I had a browse of a few of the everton forums before registering here, this one seems to have the best group of users as i found myself pissing meself whilst lurking so i thought i'd sign up and join in the fun, despite the odd bell on here it's full of boss lids.

 

[TX Bill]

Miss both Monty and Vim Fuego.

There have been several regulars over the years that have disappeared.