I Just...

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Stared a cat out, twice and then it diverted rather than cross my path.

 

[Azzurri]

Can't wait to be king.

 

[somuchfun]

Did you shout an one-liner while at it?

 

[Degs62]

Had dinner, spring roll omelette

 

[Alio]

....Made a cup of tea. Milk in first.

Oh yea, you just read that.

 

[EFCNIK]

....Made a cup of tea. Milk in first.

Oh yea, you just read that.

If you weren't a member of the wool pack I would neg you right now.

 

[bluejock]

Called to say I love you

 

[Alio]

If you weren't a member of the wool pack I would neg you right now.

Try it. I promise you it's the best way

I just accepted an offer for a Greggs lunch

 

[Baines' left foot]

Had a cup of filter coffee, because instant just isn't good enough, as of last week.

 

[bluejock]

Had a cup of filter coffee, because instant just isn't good enough, as of last week.

Correctamundo

 

[Fassbasstd]

ran over a cyclist on the road, then squashed a nissan micra

 

[tasslehoff]

....Made a cup of tea. Milk in first.

Oh yea, you just read that.

Milk in first??? MONSTER

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had a cup of filter coffee, because instant just isn't good enough, as of last week.

Correctamundo

Stove Top perc is the only way to go

& never shall dairy be introduced to the equation.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Correctamundo

I feel all posh.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

shat my pants whilst masturbating furiously on a deck chair in my back street checking out next doors wheelie bin phwoarrrrrr