I HATE THE UPDOG!!

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I don;t know what the Updog is, maybe an Alsatian in an elevator perhaps, lost here, and no port in sight.
 
Is it the old workplace joke.

First office worker. 'I hate it when updog lands on my desk.'

New office worker. 'Whats updog.'

First office worker. 'Nothing.'

Rest of office falls about laughing.

Disclaimer. Whitebootman has never used this one on a colleague.

Just remembered, this is another version of;

First Bloke. 'I've got upducky on my shoe.'

Second Bloke. 'Whats upducky.'

First bloke. 'Nothing sweetie.'

Que laughter and male bonding.
 
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Bloody 'ell.....pass the effin bleach, sharpy. They've all gone back in time to an era when these jokes were actually funny

* waits for somebody to ask wbm what's an ammerfer...*
 

When I was on the building game, we had a young lad helping us. We sent him to the local builders merchants with an order of 10 sky hooks. He came back saying they weren't do in stock till later in the month. We even sent him back later to try again.

Not funny now , but hysterical at the time.
 
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