I Had Banana on a Pizza yesterday FFS

Kiwi · July 18, 2014

Absolutely fuming here. (n)

Was out at some quasi-Italian restaurant with a girl, and ordered what looked like a sound piece of business in a cajun chicken pizza with mozzarella, olives, capsicum e.t.c. Imagine my horror when halfway through the third slice I tasted something sweet and mushy. Never going there again, a perfectly nice pizza was ruined by some hipster chef being adventurous.

Minimeister · July 18, 2014

I was out at Chester a couple of months ago and ordered Pizza and chips. The chips were actually ON the pizza. I ate it liked but it just didn't feel right. It just didn't feel right at all.

Pat's Van · July 18, 2014

eeyah lad fkn L

tommye · July 18, 2014

larrygobfiend · July 18, 2014

Pizza Hut have stared serving pizzas with foreskins around the edge.

Thatchers Britain!

Pat's Van · July 18, 2014

larrygobfiend said:
Pizza Hut have stared serving pizzas with foreskins around the edge.

Thatchers Britain!

extra cheesey that chief

degsy · July 18, 2014

It'll be pineapple next, mark my words

fatshark · July 18, 2014

Kiwi said:
Absolutely fuming here.
Was out at some quasi-Italian restaurant with a girl, and ordered what looked like a sound piece of business in a cajun chicken pizza with mozzarella, olives, capsicum e.t.c. Imagine my horror when halfway through the third slice I tasted something sweet and mushy. Never going there again, a perfectly nice pizza was ruined by some hipster chef being adventurous.

Vile.

Prevenger17 · July 18, 2014

Kiwi said:
Absolutely fuming here.
Was out at some quasi-Italian restaurant with a girl, and ordered what looked like a sound piece of business in a cajun chicken pizza with mozzarella, olives, capsicum e.t.c. Imagine my horror when halfway through the third slice I tasted something sweet and mushy. Never going there again, a perfectly nice pizza was ruined by some hipster chef being adventurous.

There's a special corner in hell reserved for this man of bananas..

andym78 · July 18, 2014

Kiwi said:
Absolutely fuming here.
Was out at some quasi-Italian restaurant with a girl, and ordered what looked like a sound piece of business in a cajun chicken pizza with mozzarella, olives, capsicum e.t.c. Imagine my horror when halfway through the third slice I tasted something sweet and mushy. Never going there again, a perfectly nice pizza was ruined by some hipster chef being adventurous.

Did you FHL or were you too reviled by this abomination?