I fell, HONEST

[Kurt.]

The bloke from down the road to me,
Told people he's a vicar,
Turns out the lid had made this up,
cos he's a potatoe picker..


why Go through all your adult life
with a story thats a farce
when you have a unique fantastic skill
of picking taters with your arse !!!

The fella went to hospital and cursed his awful luck.
whilst slipping in the kitchen 1 potatoe became stuck.
a raucous laugh could be heard when the Nurse requested " sir bend down and touch the floor"
and then proceeded to remove it whilst singining 1 potatoe 2 potatoe 3 potatoe four !!!

 

[tommye]

here is a tale of a vicar,
a man who does only good,
who fell while hanging his curtains,
and impaled himself upon a spud,
the hospital chipped in to help him,
to put an end to this tragic farce,
so they pulled a giant king edward,
right out of the poor bas tards arse.

but his sad tale is not at an end,
as only worse it could get,
when after the spud was extracted,
out fell an enormous courgette,
then came an onion and garlic,
some parsnips, and some carrots too,
so the nice folk in casualty kitchen
cooked the poor soul a big pan of stew.

 

[tommye]

some of my best work here goes unnoticed ffs!!