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I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Dar bought it me for Xmas, haven't read it yet, got all sorts of damn history book to read instead.

Looks good though, heard good things - apparently he slates Guardiola and gets "behind closed doors" with the likes of Mourinho. With his immense ego it's bound to be entertaining.
 
Class. He knows he's become a bit of a parody and plays up to whilst also being unbelievably boss at fitba.
 
Its alright. The hype around it built it up a bit too much. Doesn't really dish the dirt on anyone apart from Guardiola whom Ibra thinks is a coward. About it really. Messi is nice, loves Mourinho, loves his kids, hates Guardiola.
 

Anybody been reading his twitter timeline today?

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failure is the first step to success. The second step is growing a ponytail. #DaretoZlatan

Hi @Twitter. For tomorrow Zlatan needs more than 140 characters. Please change rules for Zlatan #DareToZlatan

lol
 
Anybody been reading his twitter timeline today?

Some of the stuff is absolutely mental. This one for starters: https://twitter.com/Ibra_official/status/443039892906319872/photo/1

Zlatan Ibrahimović ‏@Ibra_official 1h
Fear to Zlatan is like gas to a turbo charged sports car. The more you put in the further you go. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/rZZGJM5hbs

To Zlatan is to embrace your fears and take the risks necessary to overcome them. #DareToZlatan http://youtu.be/7SBnk3lKzzg

Zlatan Ibrahimović ‏@Ibra_official 3h
Dear @ArmouredGuy, a wise man once said, surprising your opponent is the key to surprising them. That wise man was Zlatan. #DareToZlatan
 
Boss book, one of the best I've read in a while. Some genuine laugh out loud moments in it as well. As mentioned above, he can't stand Guardiola.
 

Brilliant read. He's very honest but also a top bloke. He's arrogant beyond belief but if I was a 6'5 taekwando black belt who was rich beyond belief, spoke 5/6 languages and was the most complete and consistently exceptional player in the world... Well I wouldn't exactly be Ned Flanders.
 
Brilliant read. He's very honest but also a top bloke. He's arrogant beyond belief but if I was a 6'5 taekwando black belt who was rich beyond belief, spoke 5/6 languages and was the most complete and consistently exceptional player in the world... Well I wouldn't exactly be Ned Flanders.

I always say this. If arrogance is justified then it's not arrogance. People who pretend they're crap at something when they're not do my head in.
 
I always say this. If arrogance is justified then it's not arrogance. People who pretend they're crap at something when they're not do my head in.

It'd be hard to pretend when you do this:

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and this:

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and this:

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Not once or twice a season, but every other week.
 
Arrogance is never justified and while I love the player, his ego has been his achilles heel for many years, from a team perspective.

I do think his time at Barcelona changed him as you can discern the improvement and changes to his game that made him an even better player & teammate, IMO

As for his quotes & soundbites, he's always been a humorous interview...There should be a thread just on his quotes because there are so many gems

Still, the most outrageously skilled big man (Yet, who cannot head a ball) I've ever seen
 

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