How ????

Kurt. · March 23, 2017

Alright... this is a dedicated thread to find the answer to things which defeat you everytime you try them... this thread is inspired by my tea tonight so here goes. ... the first HOW ?????

How do you keep KFC chips hot for long enough to finish your meal ???

marsh · March 23, 2017

Eat them first

Professor Toffee · March 23, 2017

Fred Dineage, Bunty James, Jon Miller and Jack Hargreaves
They'll know the answer.
How?

Toast · March 23, 2017

The Cowboy · March 23, 2017

Kurt said:
Alright... this is a dedicated thread to find the answer to things which defeat you everytime you try them... this thread is inspired by my tea tonight so here goes. ... the first HOW ?????

How do you keep KFC chips hot for long enough to finish your meal ???

Eat them first?

KFC are the worst chips in the fast food world. Dank, limp, unappealing. Like yer ma.

Eggs · March 23, 2017

...how do those street artists in Covent Garden and the likes suspend themselves in mid-air with no apparent attachment to anything?

Goat · March 23, 2017

marsh said:
Eat them first

You would think it doesnt take a genius to work this out, but hey ho.

Paul w · March 23, 2017

Eggs said:
...how do those street artists in Covent Garden and the likes suspend themselves in mid-air with no apparent attachment to anything?

It's a trick mate

UsernameEverton · March 23, 2017

Had a KFC today it was so horrible and disgusting and I feel so fat but it was good. On topic just microwave them it makes them taste a bit better as well.

Toast · March 23, 2017

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/02/mcdonalds-announces-plans-begin-home-delivery-service-uk/

Easy answer to the OP.. Use Maccies in the future to deliver straight to your door..

Frank Gallagher · March 23, 2017

how is the mosh gunna fund our new stadium?

*saunters off, whistling, hands in pocket, kicking a stone

The Cowboy · March 23, 2017

Eggs said:
...how do those street artists in Covent Garden and the likes suspend themselves in mid-air with no apparent attachment to anything?

Is this a genuine question? If so, they're usually holding a cane or staff, and there's a metal pole structure on the floor, in the cane, up their sleeve and round their back, which they're sat on.

It's quite smart tbf.

Eggs · March 23, 2017

The Cowboy said:
Is this a genuine question? If so, they're usually holding a cane or staff, and there's a metal pole structure on the floor, in the cane, up their sleeve and round their back, which they're sat on.

It's quite smart tbf.

..ah that makes sense, I've usually had a Guinness when I see them.

larbert toffee · March 23, 2017

Kurt said:
Alright... this is a dedicated thread to find the answer to things which defeat you everytime you try them... this thread is inspired by my tea tonight so here goes. ... the first HOW ?????

How do you keep KFC chips hot for long enough to finish your meal ???

Unfortunately to keep them hot they would have to have been hot in the first place which would be unheard of at a KFC in particular the one at Aintree which is the biggest midden I've ever been unfortunate to set foot in.

larbert toffee · March 23, 2017

The Cowboy said:
Is this a genuine question? If so, they're usually holding a cane or staff, and there's a metal pole structure on the floor, in the cane, up their sleeve and round their back, which they're sat on.

It's quite smart tbf.

The metal pole is heavily weighted at the floor and usually covered by their baggy outfit, possibly a flowing gown to give the clever illusion.