How to sign Darren Bent

[Mvflusk]

This is my kind of thread. Rep.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

you dont need 5m to buy a 5m player apparently

 

[Tubey]

Hahaha... Classic.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

only pay the £1m up front and then work it out over contract. I don't think its legal but if Kenwright got a mate to do it and invest it. I dunno, I think I have gone crazy.

Laughing at the bold.

 

[andym78]

This is the kind of crazy, hair-brained scheme we need!

You should be Head of Finance lid.

 

[Howards tipple]

This is the kind of crazy, hair-brained scheme we need!

You should be Head of Finance lid.

Haha. You would make better strategic decisions than the current clown who's looking after Evertons finance.