Right, I'm stuck in the office all day, I got no paperwork to do, no e mails to send and no phone calls to make...... How the feck do I get through the day ? I've got cabin fever already and it's not even ten o clock ffs.
Get Bungle's mar to come round and give you a lap dance
Be warned if she sits on your lap you will be off work for at least 3 weeks
Good to see recovery time has drastically reduced though. There was a time when early retirement was the only option.
Stop agreeing with me you massive fanny flap
Look for a decent job.