So I've been thinking about how to make a TV show so terrible - so patently offensive to the brain that nobody in their right mind would watch it.
This is what I've got so far.
You take a lower class American family with four kids. No, better yet, an obese, mentally retarded family, right? The youngest of this family is a fat five year old plucked from a Jerry Springer episode, who is force fed a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew - or "Go Go Juice as the family call it - to keep her "peppy" for the beauty pageants she attends without a trace of irony. Her favourite food, just to accentuate the obesity problem, is spaghetti mixed with butter.
Then one of the middle kids is pregnant at 15 with an undetermined father.
The "dad" of this family is a lazy sack of crap who spends half the day asleep. I say "dad" in inverted commas, because in reality each kid comes from a separate father, who the mother claims money off - that's her income by the way. Oh, also, her ex-partner's include a sex offender, an arsonist and a thief.
They live in an absolute sh*thole, but that's not enough. Oh no. They actually adopt a pig as a live in pet, which promptly sh*ts on the kitchen table during dinner in one episode.
Oh, and to heighten all this, just to make it worse, you air it on a network in America called "The Learning Channel".
Luckily, such a TV show would never be made
But imagine if it did...
Yep... It's a real thing. Word for word....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo
[video=youtube;RS2SzGUwaMI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS2SzGUwaMI[/video]
What is the world f***ing coming to, seriously?
This is what I've got so far.
You take a lower class American family with four kids. No, better yet, an obese, mentally retarded family, right? The youngest of this family is a fat five year old plucked from a Jerry Springer episode, who is force fed a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew - or "Go Go Juice as the family call it - to keep her "peppy" for the beauty pageants she attends without a trace of irony. Her favourite food, just to accentuate the obesity problem, is spaghetti mixed with butter.
Then one of the middle kids is pregnant at 15 with an undetermined father.
The "dad" of this family is a lazy sack of crap who spends half the day asleep. I say "dad" in inverted commas, because in reality each kid comes from a separate father, who the mother claims money off - that's her income by the way. Oh, also, her ex-partner's include a sex offender, an arsonist and a thief.
They live in an absolute sh*thole, but that's not enough. Oh no. They actually adopt a pig as a live in pet, which promptly sh*ts on the kitchen table during dinner in one episode.
Oh, and to heighten all this, just to make it worse, you air it on a network in America called "The Learning Channel".
Luckily, such a TV show would never be made
But imagine if it did...Yep... It's a real thing. Word for word....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_Honey_Boo_Boo
[video=youtube;RS2SzGUwaMI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS2SzGUwaMI[/video]
What is the world f***ing coming to, seriously?
