how to entertain a 39 year old

[Goku]

ok so you've pulled a 19 year old girl 20 years ago & its gone stale. how would you entertain her at your place? no webcams sorry boys

 

[Goat]

SMASH HER LAD

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Shes probably huge. So borrow a forklift and take her to dinner.

 

[chicoazul]

Has she got tattoos?

 

[Hayee]

Slippers and cocoa

 

[Goat]

Slippers and cocoa

Serious question, girth or length?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ok so you've pulled a 19 year old girl 20 years ago & its gone stale. how would you entertain her at your place? no webcams sorry boys

I doubt that you could entertain anyone with lacking any kind of sense of humour.

 

[Hayee]

Serious question, girth or length?

girth

 

[Goat]

Interesting, personally, its what I would go for.

 

[Hayee]

Interesting, personally, its what I would go for.

there is such thing as too long, the cervix bashing type that really hurt

 

[chicoazul]

there is such thing as too long, the cervix bashing type that really hurt

Cue loads of lads up and down the country asking their bird if they would like one that big. To which the girl always lies.

I love girls me, they're far too nice for us brutes.

 

[Goat]

Yeah we defo dont deserve the females of this world, if I was female, I would defo be a stamp licker.

 

[Hayee]

Yeah we defo dont deserve the females of this world, if I was female, I would defo be a stamp licker.

as opposed to a window licker?

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah we defo dont deserve the females of this world, if I was female, I would defo be a stamp licker.

Oh aye, defo.

Girls are great, simply wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful. I love them.

 

[chicoazul]

as opposed to a window licker?

...but Welsh girls are even better.

She pulled your pants down there Goat.