Not Safe For Work! how to entertain a 19yr old girl

[cahillsalegend]

ok so you`ve pulled a 19 yr old at the weekend and she wants to see you again. but how would you entertain her at your place?

i`m thinking going blackbusters and renting games or dvd`s, i just carnt see anything i like being somthing she`d like. picking rubbers up will be 1st thing to do


i`m 29 btw

 

[Whitebootman]

Oh to have that problem now. I'd have to ask my neice, or her daughter.


*reaches for the bleach.

 

[BlackToffee]

ok so you`ve pulled a 19 yr old at the weekend and she wants to see you again. but how would you entertain her at your place?

i`m thinking going blackbusters and renting games or dvd`s, i just carnt see anything i like being somthing she`d like. picking rubbers up will be 1st thing to do


i`m 29 btw

OK, you've only made 40 posts but have you not learnt anything about this forum yet?

Invite me round and I'll "assist you" - my rubbers will be double man size btw

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I wish I could remember

 

[Hayee]

She's not gonna wanna play video games. Why not cook her a meal and let her choose a film? Few drinks too maybe? Don't let her know you've bought rubbers, i guarantee she'll be offended

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Yep take them off those pencills before drawing together. My advice stick to crayons.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Id just answer the door with fu*k all on.

And windmill the bitch.

Worked for me with Hayee......

 

[Welton Toffee]

Cook for her and get some vino in. Sorted.

 

[bluebastardo]

Give her a fee GOT membership, but warn her in advance about Reidy.
Seriously though. I'd just go with the flow.

 

[cahillsalegend]

haha i think i might try everythin mentioned above...

 

[Hayee]

Don't make an issue of sex. If she's expecting it she'll bring her own condoms

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Don't make an issue of sex. If she's expecting it she'll bring her own condoms

And friendb)

 

[sapper]

the reason a 19 yo wants to see you again is because she expects you to be more sophisticated than a 19yo lad but reading your comments s has she made a mistake. by the way my wife is 10 years younger than me and we have been married for over 25 yrs, so who says it won't work.

 

[blue_kate]

As a 19 year old girl I hope I can be of assistance:

1. Cook for her

2. Buy some wine

3. Let her choose a film (if not by taking her to the shop, then let her see your film collection)

4. Do not mention the condoms or imply that you are expecting sex

5. Even if you do not have anything to talk about, keep her talking by asking her questions (the more unique the better)

6. Be cool and casual


If you follow these rules then I hope to get an invite to the wedding.

 

[bluebastardo]

Don't make an issue of sex. If she's expecting it she'll bring her own condoms

If she's Welsh, they'll be extra large.
If she forgets to bring beer, kick her out.