How to detect a weirdo

[chicoazul]

There's certain criteria that gives away if someone is three steps away from being a psychopath. In my opinion, these are them:

1 - They prefer red apples to green apples.

2 - They remain seated when wiping their arse.

3 - They leave the protective transparent plastic covering on electronic items like remote controls.

4 - They like pineapple on the pizza.

5 - They wear a denim jacket.

6 - They don't wear a belt with pants or jeans.

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

8 - They use soap and not shower gel.

9 - They don't wear a watch.

10 - They have a neck tattoo.

 

[ijjysmith]

11 - They make threads about faeces......


....hold on

 

[Dutch Toffee]

There's certain criteria that gives away if someone is three steps away from being a psychopath. In my opinion, these are them:

1 - They prefer red apples to green apples.

2 - They remain seated when wiping their arse.

3 - They leave the protective transparent plastic covering on electronic items like remote controls.

4 - They like pineapple on the pizza.

5 - They wear a denim jacket.

6 - They don't wear a belt with pants or jeans.

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

8 - They use soap and not shower gel.

9 - They don't wear a watch.

10 - They have a neck tattoo.

A ten out of ten for me. You do wonders for my confidence. Thanks for that lad.

 

[Woolly Blue]

3 out of 10 here.
Must try harder .. to be weirder.

 

[davek]

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

I knew that rang a bell.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

A monobrow is a pretty good indicator.

 

[Alio]

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

I knew that rang a bell.

Ahh I hate that. There's someone at work whose sidies are almost shaved upwards, if that's even possible. Total mentaler

 

[Hayee]

There's certain criteria that gives away if someone is three steps away from being a psychopath. In my opinion, these are them:

1 - They prefer red apples to green apples.

2 - They remain seated when wiping their arse.

3 - They leave the protective transparent plastic covering on electronic items like remote controls.

4 - They like pineapple on the pizza.

5 - They wear a denim jacket.

6 - They don't wear a belt with pants or jeans.

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

8 - They use soap and not shower gel.

9 - They don't wear a watch.

10 - They have a neck tattoo.

4/10 :hay:

 

[davek]

A monobrow is a pretty good indicator.

Good call. Defo a disturbed person with that.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

There's certain criteria that gives away if someone is three steps away from being a psychopath. In my opinion, these are them:

1 - They prefer red apples to green apples.

2 - They remain seated when wiping their arse.

3 - They leave the protective transparent plastic covering on electronic items like remote controls.

4 - They like pineapple on the pizza.

5 - They wear a denim jacket.

6 - They don't wear a belt with pants or jeans.

7 - They have no sidies whatsoever, preferring to shave almost above the ear.

8 - They use soap and not shower gel.

9 - They don't wear a watch.

10 - They have a neck tattoo.

As if 2 is even up for debate, sitting is clearly better, you bad melt you.

 

[Phenom]

I guess i'm no weirdo then.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I guess i'm no weirdo then.

Take the test again, but this time, be truthful

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I guess i'm no weirdo then.

Don't sell yourself short lid, you can be a right weirdo with a bit of effort.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

2 out of 10 with a possible 3rd.

What rubbish, i'm a complete weirdo way more than most of you i bet.

 

[Phenom]

Take the test again, but this time, be truthful

Don't sell yourself short lid, you can be a right weirdo with a bit of effort.

Not very convincing am I?