How the Reds were fooled into signing Stewart Downing via a faked Villa YouTube video
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Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
AT LEAST WE'RE NOT VILLA!
Having to "digitally enhance" our players....
Er. Oh ****. That'll give Kenwright ideas on how to flog a few more players.
Having to "digitally enhance" our players....
Er. Oh ****. That'll give Kenwright ideas on how to flog a few more players.
The Equaliser
Player Valuation: £50m
Ha-ha, nice one.
downing couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo ffs..... he is terribly gash,,,,not as bad as charlie "my teeth look like i've been eating poo" Adam
ToffeeMark
Player Valuation: £30m
they thought it would be too unbeliveable to digitally fake him putting in a decent cross...
BlueWeasel
Player Valuation: £1m
That's beautiful, the quote from Werner makes it even better.
Hibbosculturedrightboot
Player Valuation: £15m
Don't laugh too hard, a similar clip if enhanced will emerge of Stracq scoring from inside the 6yd box. It'll be backed up with a quote from Kenwright saying "It was quite remarkable, this lad coud hit the net from 4yds out. I thought just what we need....."
linglong
Player Valuation: £25m
LOL aye though i think its more likely the footage of Svens saying "why the hell would i sign him,he's crap" will surface.
Summerskin
Player Valuation: £35m
Made up sensationalist crap.
How anyone could not see that it was a viral video is beyond me, are you telling me that Ste Gerrard can actually hit clay pigeons with a togger?
Behave.
How anyone could not see that it was a viral video is beyond me, are you telling me that Ste Gerrard can actually hit clay pigeons with a togger?
Behave.
Guessing there's also a video of Carroll parking his caravan Ace Ventura style between his parents' caravan and his horse. That could be the only reason they spunked so much money on him.
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