Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
31 years and counting, i'll let you know.
It lasts a lifetime mate, we were so gash in the 90's that it didn't bother me in the slightest that I would be giving up going when I emigrated, I feel a bit like that now tbh as we (apart from 96) haven't won anything since, and getting into a CL Qual is probably the biggest achievement, more so than reaching a cup final.
As an Everton fan who is an American and has been extensively been following the blues for only 4 years. Do these painful times last a long or a short time?