How many more months will it take you to become a Perfect Poster...

[johnnydawg68]

...and what are the areas you need to work on?

I'm almost there. I'd say 9 months of watching every televised match on the continent and I'll be able to draw you heat maps and download all the knowledge from Bobby's brain, and explain it to you simpletons in a language you can understand so you can better appreciate the beautiful game.

Until then, I'm merely nearly perfect.

 

[roydo]

Being "First!" in a match thread is a must.

 

[Elong]

FFP. It's all about FFP.

 

[Millea]

I'm probably pound for pound the best poster on the forum.

 

[roydo]

An in depth knowledge of everything is essential. Ironically, except football.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I had the Jordan Wings poster when I was a teenager. Was the best I've ever seen, not to be duplicated.

 

[sageyefc]

This thread needs a poll with a cheese option and some cat gifs

 

[ijjysmith]

I'm generally perfect in all areas.

Except politics and current affairs threads I've just realised when I wrote that.

 

[RFUS]

 

[ijjysmith]

Hahaha. It really is that simple!

 

[Millea]

This thread needs a poll with a cheese option and some cat gifs

 

[L4Everton]

Can I be a hispter poster? or a poster hipster? what about hipster hipster or posters poster?

Alright, I admit it, I don't have a frigging clue.

 

[roydo]

Punctuation and using "there" instead of "their" will ensure no late visits from the grammar police. Thats for sure.

 

[Groucho]

It's all about the facts lads, facts!

 

[roydo]

Also, a gentle stroll through some big threads that you might not visit often is always instructive to posting. The College Football or the Boss Photo ones for example.

It is like a late summers evening promenade.