How many immigrants have you woken up to this morning?

[rascal]

At the last count 28 hiding in my cupboard...

 

[bluejock]

None here. The Mail will be ever so disappointed.

 

[steken1]

At the last count 28 hiding in my cupboard...

I've just seen three making yer mar airtight round the back of the all-nite carwash!!!

 

[Clint Planet]

Big welcome bash planned in Luton, I heard, but some Romanians stole the lager.

 

[malfosse]

I actually have one typing this for me.

 

[bluejock]

Where's Michael Shields when you need him?

 

[Del]

Where's Michael Shields when you need him?

In bed with 50 of his mates checking in on him every 5 mins

 

[steken1]

Where's Michael Shields when you need him?

True this. His sister is a bang tidy lesbian.

 

[lmurkder]

At the last count 28 hiding in my cupboard...

The only one I know about being here illegally is Chicoazul.

 

[bluejock]

True this. His sister is a bang tidy lesbian.

Please find a way to provide pictorial evidence of this sir.

 

[EFCNIK]

They'll be here.

 

[neil999]

Actually saw a sign for Romanian meat on way into town yesterday

 

[Tony Mendez]

Bloody Foreigner, coming over here wanting to know what love is.

 

[Fearthainn]

They'll be here.

My wife's Bulgarian so I both woke up next to her and she is already here. DEAL WITH IT

 

[Dylan]

The potential for this thread to end well is very low.

So I am going to pre-emptively close it, and warn you not to start silly threads that will degenerate quickly.