How many chances do you get?

[Philw]

Bit by a shark.

Mauled by a bear.

Bit by a rattle snake.

Perhaps he should take up video gaming, instead.

Regardless, I won't be going on vacation with him.

POIPU, Hawaii (CBS4) – A man who survived being attacked by a bear in Colorado less than a year ago was bitten by a shark in Hawaii this week.

Hawaii News Now reports that Dylan McWilliams was swimming off Kauai’s south shore on Thursday when he felt something bite down on his leg.

“I was looking around and saw a bunch of blood,” McWilliams was quoted as saying.

McWilliams told reporters he saw a shark swimming just underneath him and swam as fast as he could back to the beach.

“The scariest part was swimming back,” he was quoted as saying. “There was blood behind me. I didn’t know where it was.”

McWilliams posted photos of the deep cuts on his leg on Facebook.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/22/attacked-by-bear-bitten-by-shark/

Wouldn't have happened if he has his gun, would it?

But then the shark would protest its right to also have a gun.

For sure the Grizzly would be defending his right to arm Bears...

 

[SerenityNigh]

Good beer in Colorado....

I find it a little overrated, but in the thin air who cares?

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I find it a little overrated, but in the thin air who cares?

With approx 350 breweries in the state, hopefully we could find something to your taste....

 

[kev]

Saw the thread title and just assumed it was yet another Allardyce thread.

 

[larbert toffee]

Saw the thread title and just assumed it was yet another Allardyce thread.

Reading the OP's post I thought it had @Ashtonian written all over it.