How many chances do you get?

[MrPerfectNot]

Bit by a shark.

Mauled by a bear.

Bit by a rattle snake.

Perhaps he should take up video gaming, instead.

Regardless, I won't be going on vacation with him.

POIPU, Hawaii (CBS4) – A man who survived being attacked by a bear in Colorado less than a year ago was bitten by a shark in Hawaii this week.

Hawaii News Now reports that Dylan McWilliams was swimming off Kauai’s south shore on Thursday when he felt something bite down on his leg.

“I was looking around and saw a bunch of blood,” McWilliams was quoted as saying.

McWilliams told reporters he saw a shark swimming just underneath him and swam as fast as he could back to the beach.

“The scariest part was swimming back,” he was quoted as saying. “There was blood behind me. I didn’t know where it was.”

McWilliams posted photos of the deep cuts on his leg on Facebook.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/22/attacked-by-bear-bitten-by-shark/

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Wouldn't have happened if he has his gun, would it?

 

[Zezti]

Wouldn't have happened if he has his gun, would it?

But then the shark would protest its right to also have a gun.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

Wouldn't have happened if he has his gun, would it?

Newest extreme sport:

Shark Surfing with Guns - off the coast of South Africa to make it more interesting.

 

[Bungle]

*Sends @roydo @Groucho and @AndyC on all expenses paid trips to Colorado and Hawaii

 

[AndyC]

*Sends @roydo @Groucho and @AndyC on all expenses paid trips to Colorado and Hawaii

** wonders if Bungle would like a long trip to Coventry ? **

 

[Bungle]

** wonders if Bungle would like a long trip to Coventry ? **

Depends on your proximity to Coventry, you 3 vs me, I'll knock the 3 of you about a bit and then make you listen to them podcasts Adam does to compound your pain.

 

[AndyC]

Depends on your proximity to Coventry, you 3 vs me, I'll knock the 3 of you about a bit and then make you listen to them podcasts Adam does to compound your pain.

Wasn't thinking of meeting you there... just sending you there

 

[Bungle]

Wasn't thinking of meeting you there... just sending you there

No Andrew

 

[AndyC]

No Andrew

Oh, Sunday names now is it

 

[LostLegend]

"a bunch of blood"

 

[SerenityNigh]

Wouldn't have happened if he has his gun, would it?

Where's a fully automatic speargun when you need one?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Bit by a shark.

Mauled by a bear.

Bit by a rattle snake.

Perhaps he should take up video gaming, instead.

Regardless, I won't be going on vacation with him.

POIPU, Hawaii (CBS4) – A man who survived being attacked by a bear in Colorado less than a year ago was bitten by a shark in Hawaii this week.

Hawaii News Now reports that Dylan McWilliams was swimming off Kauai’s south shore on Thursday when he felt something bite down on his leg.

“I was looking around and saw a bunch of blood,” McWilliams was quoted as saying.

McWilliams told reporters he saw a shark swimming just underneath him and swam as fast as he could back to the beach.

“The scariest part was swimming back,” he was quoted as saying. “There was blood behind me. I didn’t know where it was.”

McWilliams posted photos of the deep cuts on his leg on Facebook.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2018/04/22/attacked-by-bear-bitten-by-shark/

Fortunately for him, he doesn't taste good. Definitely don't go on any trips with him.

 

[Groucho]

*Sends @roydo @Groucho and @AndyC on all expenses paid trips to Colorado and Hawaii

You know I prefer my bribes in cash or beer.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

You know I prefer my bribes in cash or beer.

Good beer in Colorado....