How long with that shop last?

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Local business owner puts cheap plastic sign over real sign and 're names' his shop, gets in the echo and loads of free publicity , probably gets Salah to go there for a photo op paid for by the local media, coins it in and removes cheap plastic signage in a few weeks.
 

Looking forward to a picture of the owner's sad face in the Echo in about two weeks, complaining about the animals who took his banner down and about how he never saw it coming. And all the reds backing him up in the comments.

I really need to stop following the Echo on FB.
 
I like to think that Mo is sat at home reading his echo having a bit of a vape thinking that this is brill and he might nip in on his way home after the city game a week on Wednesday if he's running low.

Also he could pick up a washing up bowl because it keeps slipping his mind.

Mo don't waste his cash y'know.

I'd also like to see a whole host of rs shops. An Aldo bargain booze. Stevie's anti slip flooring emporium. John Barnes financial planners. Kenny's t-shirts. Klopp's trophies. Brilliant, fill County Road with these and we'll all be happy to see them.
 

Maybe he's Egyptian, I'd imagine it's 'banter' but drunken supporters will take said banter as an insult and...
 
I like to think that Mo is sat at home reading his echo having a bit of a vape thinking that this is brill and he might nip in on his way home after the city game a week on Wednesday if he's running low.

Also he could pick up a washing up bowl because it keeps slipping his mind.

Mo don't waste his cash y'know.

I'd also like to see a whole host of rs shops. An Aldo bargain booze. Stevie's anti slip flooring emporium. John Barnes financial planners. Kenny's t-shirts. Klopp's trophies. Brilliant, fill County Road with these and we'll all be happy to see them.
What about a concrete slab shop.
 

You’re thinking of a bed shop.

Yeah and instead of a Star Wars bedspread, you could have a lovely pattern of Michael Sheilds tucked up fast asleep, or a John Arne Risse being bludgeoned half to death with a golf club wielded by Bellamy. Maybe even a Jordan Horrendeson and Lamela in bed with a jar of Nivea, or Mark Lawrenson enjoying a tryst with the Pet shop Boys, or even a picture of someones missus in bed celebrating Shrove Tuesday as only she could, whilst in the background her hubby watches as he tries not to slip out of the wardrobe.
Those loveable redmen and their zany bedroom antics tch.......
 
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