Not Safe For Work! How does GOT keep the hedge?

[Goat]

Simple poll.

For the record, I dont mean your freaking garden hedge.

I mean, you know.

 

[Mogwai]

Pics or it didn't happen....

 

[Kurt.]

Trouser Topiary.... A cock near my private parts

 

[Moomin]

Covered in jizz so it shines in the moonlight.

 

[Hellerad]

Danger: Goat is fishing for your pube related passwords.

 

[BlueLlama]

Regular trimming here

 

[Degs62]

Hair causes drag and resistance to speed, just ask Bruce

 

[tommye]

 

[Huyton Layne]

Regular trimming of the junk. Shave the armpits bare every few weeks as no way I'm taking the effort to try and trim and I like my deodorant to reach my skin

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Trim to make my penis look bigger.

 

[degsy]

full Fellaini me. do enjoy tiding Mrs Degsy's garden though

 

[Walter Ego]

I didn't know I was supposed to do this. Will they do it at the hairdressers do you think? I suppose I could lose a few around my arse if you think it's important.

 

[ijjysmith]

Was nervous picking my answer.

Turns out most of us give it a trim every so often.

 

[bluejock]

Electric trimmer once a week. Wet shave for special occasions.

 

[Maxwell]

Forever catching my nutsack on the electric shaver.